The Kingdom of Womble 08798 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.923 billion Womble 08798ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 08798ian economy, worth 362 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,775 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,030 per year while the poor average 2,869, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 08798's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 08798 is ranked 236,249^th in the world and 10,038^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.